r/Unexpected Aug 11 '22

the chef was going to cook a good lamb... but...

1.3k Upvotes

u/unexBot Aug 11 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

the chef was going to cook the lamb but he dropped it from 1650 meters when he stumbled.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/NewAuthor327 Aug 11 '22

That’s why I don’t cook meat on the edge of mountains

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u/TheConspicuousGuy Aug 11 '22

Same, also I don't cook meat on a ping pong/beer bong table. It doesn't get hot enough to cook anything.

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u/NewAuthor327 Aug 11 '22

No, no, I can see the logic of the ping pong table

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u/MathIndividual1502 Aug 11 '22

I've seen a video showing proof that a chicken can be cooked by multiple slaps. Are you thinking of cooking that lamb by slamming it on the ping pong table multiple times?

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u/NewAuthor327 Aug 11 '22

Actually I was thinking that if you played ping pong over its carcass long enough, the repeated friction of the ball against the carcass from the bad shots would cook it

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u/PaleontologistAble50 Aug 12 '22

I’m ready for your cooking show

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u/bunga7777 Aug 12 '22

How would you like your chicken?

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u/SombreZombie Aug 11 '22

Especially since he pinged it over the edge.

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u/RoodnyInc Aug 12 '22

So do you think it was..... Planned?

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u/robi_750 Aug 12 '22

Also dont spared wildfire

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Aug 12 '22

Thats why I hold umbrellas at the foot of mountains

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u/ADarkenedHeart Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

I'm sorry but it looks staged. How is he going to prepare that on such a small table?

Edit: Removed a word you assholes

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u/Fresh-Chemical-9084 Aug 11 '22

It is staged. Almost everything on video nowadays is.

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u/s3v3red_cnc Aug 12 '22

He pushes it off the table...

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u/insatiablectrl Aug 12 '22

Are you sure almost everything?

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u/dj4dj4 Aug 11 '22

I just saw this dude break my heart yesterday by breaking a plate in a riverbed. This is definitely fake.

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u/Ryderdie0499 Aug 11 '22

That the one with the tomato that just kept getting away from him?

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u/dj4dj4 Aug 11 '22

Yep. It didn't help that I was hungry at the time.. I felt like that was my food being washed away into oblivion.

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u/LAWGIVER1979 Aug 11 '22

In an apocalypse with a food shortage, he does not get to be the cook.

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u/That_Dependent_4801 Aug 11 '22

Absolutely, what a waste of a life.

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u/I-Cantstandrew Aug 11 '22

It has to be staged. There is no reason to have to the table set up there. He would have to have carried the table way to the edge, set it up and gone way back to get lamb to bring back to the table. He doesn't have a knife or anything. Makes no sense. Maybe he is just really stupid.

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u/Inspector7171 Aug 11 '22

I wish tic toc would just shrivel up and die already.

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u/sdforbda Aug 11 '22

Almost lol

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u/AKACitizen_Snips Aug 12 '22

It is staged.

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u/Phillyphan1031 Aug 12 '22

Lol how can you even doubt this is staged

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u/SirFrancisTake Aug 11 '22

I’m angrier over the waste of good meat that an animal died for more than how obviously staged this is. No respect at all. For the meat or life.

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u/WapoChu Aug 11 '22

Totally understand where you’re coming from but honestly the vultures and rats probably need that food more than he does.

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u/SigRadke Aug 12 '22

There's definitely wildlife at the bottom of the ridge that would devour that in no time. A waste is a bit of a stretch.

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u/Emalan-R Aug 12 '22

✨the circle of life✨

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u/SirFrancisTake Aug 12 '22

I’m referring to my human love of lamb and other good meats. To hell with the scavengers, that’s mine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

I don't think the dude needed the calories, tbh.

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u/Lost_Gene_Ration Aug 12 '22

Was honestly hoping he would go over with the lamb

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u/jmsld_ Aug 11 '22

So he was just going to cook some lamb on the fly?

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u/arkol3404 Aug 11 '22

He was winging it.

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u/macmanfan Aug 11 '22

He was flinging it too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

It was a shear cliff.

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u/YourFunnyDrugDealer Aug 11 '22

People be doing too much for likes.

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u/SheepherderFront5724 Aug 11 '22

Especially if somebody be standing at the bottom of that cliff...

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u/YourFunnyDrugDealer Aug 11 '22

Lmao what a way to end your life being hit by a lamb

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u/mjonas87 Aug 11 '22

Poor lamb

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u/disgruntled-capybara Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

The thing I hate about this, if that is truly an actual, butchered lamb, is that the poor thing gave its life so he could film this stupid video. If you're going to kill something, at least eat it or use it for something practical.

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u/GojiGrud74230 Aug 11 '22

What a waste of perfectly good food because of this idiot.

Food waste always pisses me off but wasting meat especially, that was an entire lamb that moron just wasted for no other reason than a video. If you’re gonna butcher it at least eat it.

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u/Imadeutscher Aug 11 '22

Imagine wasting an entire lamb for views

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u/Mettanine Aug 11 '22

That's what you get for doing stupid things whose only purpose is to reap fake internet points...
EVEN MORE FREAKING USELESS FAKE INTERNET POINTS!

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u/TruthTr0ll9 Aug 11 '22

Well, at least it’ll be nicely tenderized

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u/DerpDumpster Aug 11 '22

If you’re so stupid that you had to put the table that close to the edge, do us all a favor and throw yourself over as well

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u/ErinEvonna Aug 12 '22

Fool of a Took!

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u/devta888 Aug 11 '22

Scarifice of Lamb WASTED

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u/Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT Aug 11 '22

Gary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb…

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u/oO-scribe-Oo Aug 11 '22

Needs the super Mario death sound

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u/-Ninja_Pickle Aug 11 '22

sorry guys im with the vegans on this one

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u/KylosLeftHand Aug 11 '22

That animal died for nothing. Sick stupid fucker.

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u/yorkhuntstinksbruv Aug 11 '22

Absolute wanker. Push him off too.

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u/OkSnow9309 Aug 11 '22

Super lame. Definitely not what that animal died for

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u/Xardzes Didn't Expect It Aug 11 '22

Guys, it's Turkey and the province is Malatya if I'm not mistaken so it looks like a cliff due to the camera angle but there is a place under it where you can stay there as a person.

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u/aeeeei Aug 11 '22

But the chef was stupid…

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

And fat

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u/RadRhubarb00 Aug 11 '22

Is this the same guy who was cooking in the river and the bowl broke I saw like 5 min ago?

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u/skag_mcmuffin Aug 11 '22

I've seen better acting in pornos

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u/East_Guarantee_7912 Aug 11 '22

They aren't putting any effort into making these videos not looked staged

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u/FrostbiteF Aug 11 '22

Man, that stinks. He had his man bun looking fly for this video too. Guess he will have to fee solo down to get the bah-bah back.

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u/YTSHorology Aug 11 '22

Can you guys smell the cologne?

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u/Level-Engineering-11 Aug 11 '22

Just trying to climb when some Gumby throws his meat down the crag at me. Definitely telling r/climbingcirclejerk about this. BTW lamb chops is aid.

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u/ulf6666 Aug 11 '22

The guy at the bottom of the mountain... "insert Willem Dafoe meme template here"

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u/Pitiful_Brief_6424 Aug 11 '22

He also got lamb juice all over his hair, yuk!

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u/Henson_Disney48 Aug 11 '22

Considering he was going to cook it literally next to a cliff face, I’d say this was expected.

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u/Opening-Dimension742 Aug 11 '22

Stevie Wonder saw that coming

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u/Sea_Performance1464 Aug 11 '22

It's totally okay, because he was probably hunting for likes and shares on tiktok anyway, buyseeing that table staged like that. Got the views anyways... so fuck it. Goal accomplished anyway

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u/bannacct56 Aug 11 '22

Seriously if this guy like straight off the turnip truck he hasn't been alive for a while? If you put a table next to a cliff whatever you put on the table will fall down the cliff everyone knows this, how do you not know this?

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u/KodaksMoment Aug 11 '22

I have a hard time believing that wasn’t intentional.

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u/iamnickallen Aug 11 '22

Oh wow what an amazing non staged video. Stop giving these clowns attention.

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u/nonumberplease Aug 11 '22

Sorry but that's what you get when you fly too close to the sun

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u/MrD_12 Aug 11 '22

Y volooo y a su barca le llamo libertad lmao

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u/___Eternal___ Aug 11 '22

Like throwing money off a cliff

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u/pixelwhistle Aug 11 '22

First they’re cooking in rivers now on the tops of mountains, where next?

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u/TrackOfSilver Aug 11 '22

Unexpected? Really?

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u/Onlyanalking Aug 11 '22

TikTok got people doing dumb shit

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u/kpssk Aug 11 '22

Those raw meat hands in his hair ….

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u/pidove123 Aug 11 '22

Anyone who has played minecraft will remember how this was the way to get the when pigs fly achievement

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u/_-------8 Aug 11 '22

He touched his hair with his lamb hands

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u/Ordinary_Guitar_5074 Aug 11 '22

On second view he’s lucky he didn’t fall. He looked off balance.

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u/itsmejorgen Aug 11 '22

That was super expected

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u/banned_wagon_az Aug 11 '22

He's an idiot. That is all. Or this is fake as fuck.

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u/diejoselito Aug 11 '22

Absolutely not unexpected

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u/jp00798509 Aug 11 '22

So he was holding a dead animal with his bare hands and then put his hands on his forehead and hair , f no, I don’t eat there

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u/aagloworks Aug 11 '22

It's going to be tender

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u/Kelps234 Aug 11 '22

What did he think would happen throwing a slippery carcass on an unstable and smooth table on the side of a mountain

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u/ysyson Aug 11 '22

So this is what happened to the lamb sauce

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u/deetrix2495 Aug 11 '22

If "Do iT foR tHe gRaM" made its way back in to mainstream again:

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u/pirate754 Aug 11 '22

A well tenderized shank of lamb, with a sprinkle of trail seasoning, for your dining enjoyment

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u/YTDukesUp Aug 11 '22

Lmao. Knowing my luck, as soon as I grab the table, it would slide off and I would plummet to my doom

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u/ScarabLordOmar Aug 11 '22

RIP Shelly Kelley

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u/Zorre123 Aug 11 '22

lambearpig

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u/HDUB24 Aug 11 '22

Looks like Abraham have to sacrifice his son after all

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u/JimiAndTheJamz Aug 11 '22

And now he’s got raw lamb juice in his hair

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u/kiwilovethekiwis Aug 11 '22

Man I had a similar experience. Me and my grandpa were hiking up a mountain in broad daylight and then all of a sudden a giant pig carcass hit him on the head and killed him. Falling pig carcasses are rough

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u/CoNsIdErDdEmOnIc6 Aug 11 '22

Wolfs snackin down below (wolfs look up) OH SHI-

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u/DogeDayAftern00n Aug 12 '22

Dude. That’ll be the most tender lamb in world history.

Go pick it up, dust it off, it’s still good. In fact that lamb will be a GOAT.

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u/bignose2321 Aug 12 '22

isn't that such a lamb way to go out

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u/PowellSkier Aug 12 '22

Fake Fake Fake Fake Fakkity Fake Fake Fake.

It might be fake.

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u/ThePredalienLord Aug 12 '22

Where is the LAMB SAUCE!?

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u/Hioliolo Aug 12 '22

Sheep on the bottom gets hit and is like “tf.”

“WAIT SHIT NO THATS JOHNY!”

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u/unreasonablyhuman Aug 12 '22

So THAT'S why professionals have back splashes

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u/vivaalcobaca Aug 12 '22

Why da fuk...... Goddamn YouTubers...,

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u/FootballEcstatic8328 Aug 12 '22

It's just a little airborne It's still good!, It's still good!

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u/Additional_Ring_8314 Aug 12 '22

where tf is mary

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Seriously why have the table so close to the edge. Why.

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u/phychedelicspice Aug 12 '22

That's a pig!

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u/Artistic_Sun2096 Aug 12 '22

It was expected

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u/Upset_Somewhere Aug 12 '22

Imagine hiking on the trail below and that falls in front of you

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u/Motion_Ocean_48 Aug 12 '22

This the most expected r/Unexpected I’ve ever seen lol.

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u/rinoboyrich Aug 12 '22

Well… it should be tender…

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u/Ramen4life_oki Aug 12 '22

His face at the end... whispers "ohhhh sheet!"

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u/Past-Sir Aug 12 '22

I bet it well tenderized

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u/Logical-Ad-6713 Aug 12 '22

That's a cow.

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u/AraAraSenpai6969 Aug 12 '22

Ayo isn't he the same dude who tried to cook fish in forest and the food fucking washed away in a river??

Bro this guy

cries for Africa

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u/Certain-Tennis8555 Aug 12 '22

The chef may be an idiot

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u/Edgyshovel_ Aug 12 '22

I think I'm gonna piss myself and jump off after it!!

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u/norganos Aug 12 '22

why should the lamb already have head and feet removed as well as all hair shaved/burnt, but with its guts still inside (bacteria break through the guts quickly after death and contaminate flesh, so thats usually done very early)?

looks like a prop/fake to me.

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u/Toasted_Cookies Aug 12 '22

Gordon Ramsay :Chef where’s lamb? Chef: I dropped it off the edge of the mountains. Gordon: Oh fuck me you donut how could you drop the Lamb.

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u/kuttipuli Aug 12 '22

You should hold the meat, you idiot not the table

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u/ShinobiHanzo Aug 12 '22

If only he could foresee that the meat was slippery and would slide right off the table!

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u/UrCatTastesFunny Aug 12 '22

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/Derrick_Shon Aug 12 '22

Tenderizer

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u/uditbiswal Aug 12 '22

Yeah that kitchen looks so convenient and everything looks so logical. Even better ending could have been if everyone went down including cameraman, why only the lamb

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u/NerdyJerdy20 Aug 12 '22

And now it’s tenderized.

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u/natseq Aug 12 '22

Slapped ham

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u/Agreeable-Wing-1652 Aug 12 '22

ok we got it. this was not staged.

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u/eligerian1 Aug 12 '22

POV: Simba

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u/mascachopo Aug 12 '22

This belongs in r/Expected

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u/Mantequilla_Stotch Aug 14 '22

i wonder if people are walking on a trail below..

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u/SouthMain23 Aug 26 '22

Cmon. That was absolutely intentional.

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u/EinfachPhilipp28 Aug 29 '22

WHERE‘s THE LAAAAAAAAMB

-gordon Ramsay

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u/motown_81_81 11d ago

The damn thing died twice

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u/jaymann42069 7d ago

Maybe it's a new tenderizing technique and he makes the sous chef brings it back up

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u/MisteryOnion 6d ago

I believe I can fly

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u/Bitter_Package9079 6d ago

Random skinned lamb ends up in tree and confuses/horrifies hikers

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u/Loose_Layer9988 5d ago

Shitey table

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u/gurugulab6969 Aug 11 '22

Lamb wings special

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u/INoMakeMistake Aug 11 '22

Better the lamb that hit the ground than the pork.

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u/Matttthhhhhhhhhhh Aug 11 '22

I prefer minced pork though.

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u/SiouxsieAsylum Aug 11 '22

I gasped audibly. Not the lamb ;-;

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u/The_Inward Aug 11 '22

Thank you for clarifying it was you, not the lamb, who gasped audibly.

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u/SiouxsieAsylum Aug 11 '22

The lamb was more of a BAAAAAAAaAaAaAaAaAaAahhhhhhh...

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u/Funbucket_537 Aug 11 '22

They will eat well in Valhalla!!

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u/gousey Aug 11 '22

Why save that table instead of the lamb?

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u/BamaBryan Aug 11 '22

It’s just a little dirty. It’s still good! It’s still good!

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u/Mettanine Aug 11 '22

What the eye don't see, the chef gets away with.

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u/elias7502 Aug 11 '22

He Is gone

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u/New_Apartment451 Aug 11 '22

Its on the lamb

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u/P7BinSD Aug 11 '22

That lamb was sacrificed twice.

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u/StationFar6396 Aug 11 '22

and now his hair smells of raw pig

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u/dogedude81 Aug 11 '22

He's just tenderizing it.

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u/dogcopter9 Aug 11 '22

BS, did it on purpose

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u/ZombiejesusX Aug 11 '22

Well nature finally asked for the bounty back.

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u/Reverso45 Aug 11 '22

that was totaly expected x)

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u/Upbeat_Animal290 Aug 11 '22

imagine hiking on the mountain and suddenly a whole raw meat just dropped on top of your head

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u/femdomfuta Aug 11 '22

Why am I so pissed that his dirty slimy unsanitary hands ended up all over his head and hair..

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u/ello_officer Aug 11 '22

Now it’s ground beef

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u/Rddtsckslots Aug 11 '22

Tenderized

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u/OkBelt8395 Aug 11 '22

What's the point of trying to cook a lamb on a cliff anyway?

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u/Fritzo2162 Aug 11 '22

Just go get it off the bottom of the cliff. Call it SLAM!!!!!!!!

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u/LThisIsChris Aug 11 '22

The best part is lambs butt

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u/Excellent_Ad5659 Aug 11 '22

Why would he even put a table on the edge of a fricking mountain ??

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u/BipolarFoxAntiSocial Aug 11 '22

Wasn't he in the video yesterday where the platter broke cooking Arabic food and this is a pig thats Haram this is fake

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u/Arintharas Aug 11 '22

Oh no. Too bad nothing could have been done to prevent this. Dang.

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u/randomism4randoms Aug 11 '22

the guy down: Hulk smash noises

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u/jaysin1983 Aug 11 '22

When you aggressive toss a heavy item on a weak table near the edge of a cliff. Smdh

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u/Few_Engineer4517 Aug 11 '22

He beat his meat too hard

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u/PutTheGunDownSpdrman Aug 11 '22

No gloves? Goes right to touching his head after touching a skinned lamb? He nasty

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u/bigredthrobber69 Aug 11 '22

Damn thanks a lot butter fingers now we are gonna starve

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u/GoliathRa Aug 11 '22

Cooking air seasoned lamb wings…

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Damn, I just hate it when I accidentally drop my lamb I carried up the mountain with me over the small table on the edge of a cliff! Damn!

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u/romaba4 Aug 11 '22

But now he's gonna cook the operator

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u/Ordinary_Guitar_5074 Aug 11 '22

Sacrificial lamb

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u/Adventurous_Ad4950 Aug 11 '22

Lmao dumbass trying to make a cringe video