r/Unexpected Aug 11 '22

Yikes

2.1k Upvotes

u/unexBot Aug 11 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Surpriseracistdog


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/le_douchebag420 Aug 11 '22

Bruh this is the most unexpected post I’ve ever seen

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u/looking4astronauts Aug 11 '22

Right!? Like this is the kind of shit a come here for. Not punchlines from scripted tv shows.

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u/No-Goal4348 Aug 11 '22

Nah. There's one with a guy standing on the train pretending like he has a baby.He was given a seat by a woman. He revealed he didn't have anything in his jacket after taking the seat. The look she gave him was priceless. The coldest look ever. Unexpectedly he got up so she could have her seat back. 😄

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u/le_douchebag420 Aug 12 '22

Lmao unexpected for me cause I thought the video wouldn’t show him get back up and give her the seat back

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u/weareallfucked_ Aug 12 '22

What was really unexpected, was that it blew up. Jk it was still kinda funny the 14th time I saw it.

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u/DarthPleebus Aug 12 '22

Absolutely unexpected left field.

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u/TheOrangeKrunch721 Aug 11 '22

Look at the size of that ham hock flabby ass arm. The dog has to be in a stroller because she would die carrying it 50 yards, and needed to get on the bus before you due to similar risks of standing under her own strength without dying for five min.

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u/ThatsNotRightMichael Aug 11 '22

Whatever it is it’s bulking

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u/WienerDogMan Aug 11 '22

They soared past bulked a long time ago

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u/bagelsnfox Aug 12 '22

The master race, surely.

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u/weareallfucked_ Aug 12 '22

They're fattening up so that they can sustain in the great hibernation, as the future will know it to be.

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u/PoopIsAlwaysSunny Aug 12 '22

What? This is Reddit. We’re not allowed to make fun of fat people anymore. Or is it ok if they’re fat nazis?

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u/Sufficient-Pin-481 Aug 12 '22

It’s ok if they’re fat Illinois nazis. Because I hate Illinois nazis.

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u/Raelah Aug 12 '22

How do they compare to Delaware Nazis?

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u/dr-owens Aug 11 '22

Aww, it was still a nice gesture and I'm sure the pupper was happy, that all that matters.

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u/Hotpotato1566 Aug 11 '22

second picture

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u/dr-owens Aug 11 '22

Well shit, I didn't even see that, That makes this post even funnier.

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u/dantakesthesquare Aug 11 '22

Hahahaha the progression

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/MudPieMen Didn't Expect It Aug 11 '22

No i cant

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u/weareallfucked_ Aug 12 '22

Somebody has to get trolled at some point lol

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u/DarkGamer Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

Iron cross is not a swastika

Edit- Was on my phone.Just zoomed in, I stand corrected. Big oof.

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u/methal0-1 Aug 11 '22

Lol how about you look closer? Smh

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u/le_douchebag420 Aug 11 '22

Hahaha oh my god blind ass redditor

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u/PraderaNoire Aug 11 '22

Well how about both??

For real tho who sells that kind of shit?

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u/Naman_Hegde Aug 11 '22

still not a swastika, thats a hakenkreuz or hooked cross.

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u/signed_under_duress Aug 11 '22

Dude, that's a Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross, and it's nazi af

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u/Naman_Hegde Aug 11 '22

yeah i was mainly talking about the middle symbol. people keep calling it a swastika even though a swastika is a hindu religious symbol and the nazi symbol isn't called that. Don't know why im getting downvoted.

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u/JarOfJelly Aug 11 '22

Because this symbol is a nazi swastika. Not a Hindu swastika. It’s a nazi one. Used by nazis.

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u/Naman_Hegde Aug 11 '22

i never said anything to the contrary? its the nazi symbol used by nazis yes but its not a swastika. The problem is that the original post and the commenter referred to it as a swastika, and so are you.

The nazi symbol has a specific name for it called the hooked cross which is associated with christianity. Swastika is a sanskrit word and has been used as a symbol of peace in hinduism for thousands of years. Swastika and the hooked cross are not the same, they have seperate history, seperate uses, entirely different cultures, and there is no "nazi swastika".

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u/regarding_your_cat Aug 11 '22

Perhaps you aren’t aware, but in America and many other countries, “swastika” is used almost exclusively to refer to the nazi version of the symbol. Nazi’s ruined that word. You can be pedantic about it all you want, but if you live in a Western country and you go down the street wherever you live with a picture of the “nazi symbol” and ask the first 100 people you see what it is, every single person will respond “that is a swastika”.

But I’m pretty sure you already know that

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u/JarOfJelly Aug 11 '22

Weird how literally fucking everybody calls it a swastika. Weird how news outlets and governments also call it a swastika. You’re grasping at straws here dude it’s a “nazi” swastika

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u/Naman_Hegde Aug 12 '22

Just because a bunch of other people also call it that doesn't automatically make it true. If that were the case then tomatoes would be factually a vegetable.

The reason why western media calls it the swastika is because of a mistranslation in Mein Kampf where the hakenkreuz was equated to the hindu swastika, and it spread from there.

And no, it's not grasping at straws if it is factually true. There is nothing connecting those two symbols other than appearance. And please do not call it a "nazi swastika" again. Have you considered that people maybe don't want their symbol of peace to be equated with the most demonic people from recent history.

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u/JarOfJelly Aug 12 '22

I just looked up “what is the nazi symbol called” and who could’ve guessed. It’s a fucking swastika

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u/Naman_Hegde Aug 12 '22

of course because google is the most reliable source of information, especially for historical misconceptions like this.

Please enlighten me as to how the nazi symbol is a swastika, when swastika is a sanskrit word and a hindu symbol, while the nazis were christian nationalists who looked at indians as subhuman. Please also tell me why Hitler keeps referring to it as a hooked cross in mein kampf, which is a christian symbol, does he not know about the symbol of his own party?

If you bothered to research more than a google search, you would find -

It is imperative to note that the Nazi Party adopted the hooked cross (Hakenkreuz in German) as its emblem in 1920. There is no evidence that Hitler ever heard of the word “Swastika”. Hooked Cross had been a sacred symbol of Christianity since its inception in ancient days and it is very natural to find Hooked Cross symbols in old churches and chapels. The Christian symbol had nothing to do either with Hinduism or Swastika.

Id be glad to discuss if you had any actual evidence stating the contrary, any ties with the nazis to hinduism, or them specifically stating the swastika as the inspiration for their symbol, but unfortunately "other people say it" and "i googled it" are not helpful at all.

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u/gener4 Aug 11 '22

Oof 😬

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

I’m glad I checked the second photo cuz this was the most unexpected post I’ve seen on here

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u/ohheyireallylikeyou Aug 11 '22

That’s a schnauzer for you.

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u/sourdoughbreadlover Aug 11 '22

This was made for pets. I have one just like it in blue. I have an arthritic 13 year old puppy who still loves going on a walk with me.

Oh my God I just saw the second picture poor baby.

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u/NCL68 Aug 12 '22

I thought you were talking about the collar lmao

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u/sourdoughbreadlover Aug 12 '22

Nope I saw the stroller I'm the first picture and was so confused about the comments. My baby does not wear a collar and if she did it sure wouldn't have Nazi symbols.

The people who wear Nazi symbols (and force their dependents to wear them) can get fuck with something hard and sandpapery.

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u/NCL68 Aug 12 '22

Yeah I got that from the second paragraph and yeah I totally agree with you. Our dogs have collars but mainly so that if they run off exploring or get lost chasing deer anyone who finds them can use the phone number and names to get them back to us

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u/Fantastic-Pop-9122 Aug 12 '22

Me too lol. I thought "what does mobility have to do with choosing that collar?"

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u/QCTeamkill Aug 11 '22

I don’t know if you guys are history buffs or not. In the early part of the previous century...

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u/i_chase_the_backbeat Aug 12 '22

It was actually close!

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u/Doctor99268 Aug 12 '22

There is still a swastika in the iron cross

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u/brownhotdogwater Aug 11 '22

That is a German breed. The master breed.

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u/izmaname Aug 11 '22

Nazi dog nazi dog

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u/Advanced_Evening2379 Aug 11 '22

Bitch I woulda got my spot back r/holup

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u/JennyAndAlex Aug 11 '22

What a bitch.

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u/TheGodZeen- Aug 11 '22

I’d take my spot back and tell her and her Nazi trinkets to fuck off, very loudly, so everyone else knows what kind of scum is standing amongst us as well.

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u/durenatu Aug 11 '22

The dog: "but am babi"

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u/FrostbiteF Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

The lady actually said it was the dogs choice. He picked out the collar…he absolutely hates the Appenzeller Sennenhunds and Affenpinschers, but is actually quite fond of the Jew Canaan Dog. His name is Himmler.

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u/New_Morning7450 Aug 11 '22

Ein sehr deutscher Hund

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u/spdrschwn Aug 11 '22

Thought it's a trash can

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u/MySexyDarlings Aug 12 '22

Yea but it was worth it to capture that face. He’s apologizing, sorry me mum is a bit of a cunt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/_ShrugDealer_ Aug 11 '22

Check the second pic

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u/sirenon13hill Aug 11 '22

is the dog the nazi? i dont blame the animal for having a shit-ass owner

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u/SIUonCrack Aug 11 '22

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u/sirenon13hill Aug 11 '22

bruh it was posted 4 hrs ago lmao

fuck it whatever. if you wanna act like the dog is a nazi and not the owner, like the dog has a choice, you might need help

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u/b16b34r Aug 11 '22

Just a baby nazi dog

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u/Rawesome16 Aug 11 '22

Look at those arms and calves. Lady that large has a 99% chance to carry around a small dog

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u/bleach710 Aug 11 '22

Throw that bitch off the bus and let pup sit in the front with you and get a new collar

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u/somedigitalartist Aug 11 '22

I thought it was just the one image, WHAT

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u/kwakimaki Aug 11 '22

That was a long bus journey wherever it was.

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u/Kitorarima Aug 11 '22

Well it is a German breed dog

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u/No-Goal4348 Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

Lmbo! Dog is like SUCKAAAH ! !

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u/CerbiousG Aug 11 '22

Wait a damn minute, that’s no German Shepherd

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u/fetishfeature5000 Aug 12 '22

It’s the cute Nutsy dog, the Schnauzer.

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u/AKidThatIsDumb Aug 12 '22

Atleast you saved yourself from death

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u/Big_Moistt Aug 12 '22

Bruh they call them prams?? The fuck is a pram

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u/Alaska1789 Aug 12 '22

Whaaaat the f

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u/LobsterMan101 Aug 12 '22

There is no way she has a Nazi symbol on that dogs collar. No way

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Aug 12 '22

I went from “aww, but it IS a baby!”

To like, “fuck that lady AND her little dog!”

…All with a swipe.

The mob is a fickle thing.

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u/hates_all_bots Aug 12 '22

"Yeah just another entitled asshole"

"Wait what?"

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u/Thomas8864 Aug 12 '22

That’s not a… oh wait

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u/Throwme1848572 Aug 12 '22

That dogs a nazi?!!!???

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u/toffeefeather Aug 12 '22

I work at Starbucks and this guy walked in with a fairly big swastika necklace on and I genuinely didn’t know how to react. It looked like a mix between a cross and a swastika, like the bottom leg of it was long as if to emulate a cross. Wild, huh looked normal, maybe even a bit hippie-ish

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u/Get-Baked840 Aug 12 '22

Bro what a throw off first thinking it's a baby then finding out that it's a dog and then seeing the dogs collar

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u/Bale626 Aug 12 '22

Come ‘ere, boy! Heil!

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u/SFxTAGG Aug 12 '22

Look at the cute doggo- oh… oh no.

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u/ccwagwag Aug 12 '22

can almost see that dog thinking "works every time".

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u/Shaneosaurus_Rex Aug 12 '22

I wonder if she knows her dog is a Nazi

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u/Ok-Ticket5613 Aug 12 '22

It's just means you are a good human. Don't let them change that.

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u/escapedpsycho Aug 12 '22

How is this a yikes? Aren't you required to have your animal in some form of carrier to use public transportation? True it's A stroller but who gives a fuck? I'd take a dog over some random crotch fruit anyday.

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u/Emporian_Sponge Aug 12 '22

Second photo

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u/escapedpsycho Aug 12 '22

Lol well that makes sense now. That's what I get for browsing without my glasses.