r/Unexpected Aug 11 '22 Wholesome 1 Silver 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Spider pet

6.2k Upvotes

u/unexBot Aug 11 '22

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

spider with skills


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u/drewmccxnn Aug 11 '22

Yo man what the fuck? 🫠

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u/scottkrowson Aug 11 '22

What the fuck is right

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u/drewmccxnn Aug 12 '22

Bro I was stoned and I had no idea what was going on in this clip

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u/pcgz1wa Aug 12 '22

No clip- he rolled it pure.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

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u/SIickIe Aug 12 '22

He’s so cute tho

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u/TheHiveminder Aug 12 '22

Simple. Toss it into web, grab it back. Twist is up most of the way, place in web lightly. Spider interacts thinking bug, kicks it out when it's not. Repeat with finished filter. Camera cut when the tip drops, classic move (aka how a lot fake basketball shots are made).

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u/SupermarketAny3557 Aug 12 '22

The rare wholesome/disgusting combo!

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u/CTRL1_ALT2_DEL3 Aug 12 '22

Right, what the fuck? Where has this spider been my entire life, and where can I get one?

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u/drewmccxnn Aug 12 '22

Oscorp ;)

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u/mikepawn2 Aug 11 '22

Get some cockroaches to crush the weed

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u/lead-pencil Aug 11 '22

Get some gardener ants to grow the weed

50

u/Sahmstress Yo what? Aug 12 '22

Fire ants to light up 😂

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u/Clearly_a_fake_name Aug 13 '22

And a sloth to enjoy it

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u/Mikeybigblunts Aug 11 '22

That shit looks lethal

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u/Sahmstress Yo what? Aug 12 '22

Yes the bright black and yellow is a huge don’t mess with this

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u/DarkCosmosDragon Aug 12 '22

Nah completely harmless look up garden spiders... Theyre actually kinda helpful if anything

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u/trainspottedCSX7 Aug 12 '22

It's a writing spider.

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u/bad__shots Aug 12 '22

Pretty sure it’s a rolling spider

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u/retardinmyfreetime Aug 12 '22

Zebra-spider, they're beautiful :)

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u/The_Only_Spex Aug 12 '22

Just a garden spider. Bitches get huge, but they're actually harmless.

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u/certainlycapricious Aug 12 '22

That's so strong...

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u/Halorym Aug 12 '22

Looks like a joro. New invasive species from Asia. Totally harmless if I'm right.

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u/Mikeybigblunts Aug 12 '22

Where ever it’s from, it’s got 5 on it 😂

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u/Devinalh Aug 12 '22

No, it's not, they get a bit big but they're wonderful, completely harmless and eat horse flies and hornets in forests, pretty cool critters in fact.

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u/saintdemon21 Aug 11 '22

If I hit that spider with a Deku nut do I get a rupee?

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u/Rena125 Aug 12 '22

I was thinking id be getting a Skulltula token

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u/Poor-Life-Choice Aug 12 '22

Size of that thing I thought I’d get Kokiri’s emerald and a piece of heart.

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u/T7A7C7O Aug 11 '22

The rare wholesome/disgusting combo!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/Alert-Phase-9955 Aug 11 '22

Thats criminal lol

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u/Ancient-Area1996 Aug 11 '22

Smoking mix is literally all us aussies do lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

Not all of us

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Is your weed better than your beer?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Everyday

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Take all of my upvotes!

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u/Suspicious-Bread-472 Aug 12 '22

Yall need some oil. Dab rig. Some rosin. Tobacco mix isn't going to get you high enough bruh

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u/HarunoSakuraCR Aug 12 '22

You’ve never heard of a spliff?

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u/Kimg_Nothing Aug 11 '22

Not when you have shitty weed lmao but I guess the days of shitty weed are pretty much over.

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u/Mammoth_Musician_304 Aug 11 '22

I feel like we are getting to the point where brick weed could be seen as a luxury item for which a premium could be charged.

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u/blunder-bots Aug 12 '22

NFT brick weed, you can only look at it

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u/Bentendo24 Aug 12 '22

as someone who first smoked cigs and then weed and also smoke cigs casually once in a while, a half half sounds wonderful. a backwoods with some cig tobacco also makes blunts easier to roll.

in the UK i think a ioint is 50/50 tob/weed and a spliff is just 100% weed; or im stupid and its the other way around, i just know its popular outside of the US.

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u/MotherBathroom666 Yo what? Aug 12 '22

It’s backwards but nah you ain’t stupid.

That being said I do want to expand that if you smoke a spliff you can do other smoking alternatives as well. The tobacco shills will hate, but it’s not only tobacco you need to roll in there with your weed. Do your own research but I enjoy Kanna with some weed and tobacco. A nice 1:1:1 ratio and it’s a much smoother smoke for myself. I sometimes even add a sprinkle of lavender, but that can be an acquired taste.

Plus an ounce of weed can last me three times as long since I’m not smoking joint after joint.

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u/luabida Aug 11 '22

I see, it's very hard to not understand when you are not a tobacco smoker, but you got a point. A nice thing to us which love a spliff is that we rarely have to pass the joint :)

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u/Rawesome16 Aug 11 '22

The good ol spliff

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u/CTRL1_ALT2_DEL3 Aug 12 '22

That's the legal defense

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u/Paperclip902 Aug 12 '22

Very common in the Netherlands.

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u/BeepingJerry Aug 11 '22

NOPE. Nope. Big ol bucket of NOPE.

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u/stay_hungry_dr_ew Aug 11 '22

Fake, but dude definitely interacted with a spider for this video. However, I’d be fine smoking some spider web over the sticky shit they put in a lot of wraps.

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u/BipolarFoxAntiSocial Aug 11 '22

Spiderman trying to forget Zendaya

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u/Ok-Series4556 Aug 11 '22

Hahahahaha. Rolling up some good SHIT.

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u/Just-Browsing82 Aug 12 '22

Damnnnnnnn….. Headed to the spider store right after work 👈

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u/Bandor_the_Green Aug 12 '22

The spider store lmfao

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u/TheRealMemer_1 Expected It Aug 12 '22

Damn that spider makes better tips than I do 💀

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u/sirenon13hill Aug 11 '22

u better be passin

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u/Ripcity0119 Aug 11 '22

Fake af

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u/cromulent_bastard Aug 11 '22

You don't say? /s

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u/Fun_Seaworthiness263 Aug 11 '22

He slick with it

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u/Carver_AtworK Aug 11 '22

Breed it until this becomes standard practice.

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u/toss_me_good Aug 12 '22

creative but fake... That spider would instantly drop that as it can very clearly tell it's not edible.. It's like if a spider was to roll up a piece of a leaf that fell into it's web.

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u/LouSayners Aug 11 '22

You owe that spider a big ol’ blowback!

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u/CrafttaleSans Aug 12 '22

That is sick for a small spider to do calls muffet hey try teaching your spiders this sends video

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Spider Pig! Spider Pig!

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u/Lil_Cumster Aug 12 '22

What was it that it rolled?

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u/1ThePilot Aug 12 '22

Spider rolls best joint ever. Asked to join the hood

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u/OrganizationTricky28 Aug 12 '22

If you got a spider like that you gotta crush him up and smoke em too. Full circle. Ya know.

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u/ZSKaiman Aug 12 '22

Spider rolled tips

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u/ForeignAd7866 Aug 12 '22

that spider better have got some bro

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u/Toasted_Cookies Aug 12 '22

Charlotte is that you girl where’s Wilbur

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u/Zer0878 Aug 12 '22

Only in Australia

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u/Arrid_King Aug 12 '22

Everything about this is perfect 🥰

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u/tomkim1965 Aug 12 '22

I bet you haven’t cleaned your house in quite a while.

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u/bemivalentine Aug 12 '22

He trained his pet spidey well lol

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u/Indicationofthenight Aug 12 '22

Yo man, im gonna pass on that one 😅

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u/Ayen_C Aug 12 '22

It doesn't show the spider rolling the filter because it doesn't. There's the M shape in the filter after it's rolled, which is how you're supposed to roll it. Dude just rolled it and stuck it in the web, then edited the two videos together.

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u/LB1234567890 Aug 12 '22

I would move out, the house belongs to the spider now.

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u/burniman Aug 12 '22

That's an orb weaver. Actually quite helpful for you as they keep the other bugs and shit away. Big bright and scary looking but quite beneficial for you.

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u/Bumper6190 Aug 12 '22

I would like a spider to roll joints.

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u/Jonathan_9393 Aug 13 '22

You smoking tobacco?

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u/MiBloodclaatParo Aug 13 '22

So where them hands been?

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u/FumblinginIgnorance Aug 11 '22

If only she had some green and yellow on her.

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u/flibbydorpus Aug 11 '22

Wait is it not yellow? Sorry, im colorblind and it looks yellow and black to me.

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u/FumblinginIgnorance Aug 11 '22

Ahh crap, I meant red and green, everyone should upvote you for getting colors better than me.

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u/thomasraines123 Aug 11 '22

I'm just curious as to what kind of satanist has a spider-pet just chilling on their wall. I realize it's just a garden spider, but damn....