r/memes • u/-1_2_3- • 6d ago • Helpful 4 Wholesome 13 Silver 4

Reallife meme

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u/HighFiveKoala 6d ago

Flipped the bird at a bird then made him STFU

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u/crysomemoarlol 5d ago

lmao you need to hear it still trying to do it muffled🤣

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u/hexflick 5d ago

And the bird will make sure you have a nice car paint in next morning

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u/nathanfay 5d ago

Crows remember

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u/kay_bizzle 6d ago

You definitely don't want to fuck with crows, you'll have an enemy for life

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u/Sure_Whatever__ 6d ago

Befriend them and you'll have an army at your back

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE 5d ago

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: MURDER ARMY

Your risk of making an enemy of the crows has been decreased by 1.

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u/Hugh_Janus_1990 5d ago

What is voidspace?

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE 5d ago

It's a game I've been working on for longer than I care to admit (but I love it). I'm hoping it will one day be like a really accessible and convenient 2D Star Citizen or 2D Eve Online, playable on mobile, desktop, and browser.

I recently discovered AI art generator and OMG my life just got 100x better, it's insane what you can make these days. In the first three weeks after discovering MidJourney I generated over 2,000 actually usable game assets.

Here you can get access to the game, watch concept/gameplay videos

We also have a subreddit r/voidspace.

Thanks for asking!

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u/seansy5000 5d ago

That’s really cool. Thanks for sharing. I wish the best of success in your endeavors.

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u/Kate_4_President 5d ago

Haven't you been on this game since like.. at least 7years ago?

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE 5d ago

That's classified. yes

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u/Kate_4_President 5d ago

Haha I just mean that it seemed like I had just made this account and started noticing you. After all this time I promise I'll check it out... Next time.

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE 5d ago

I took a hiatus from Reddit believe it or not, it's purely coincidental!

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE 5d ago

Haha you like my meme? My wife couldn't believe I came up with that myself when I showed her.

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 5d ago

They can not only recognize your face for life, but they are able to DESCRIBE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TO THEIR CHILDREN SO THEIR CHILDREN, WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU, WILL RECOGNIZE YOU AND HATE YOU TOO

You piss off one crow, you're pissing off an entire family

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u/RiemannZetaFunction 5d ago

That's really interesting, do you have a source for that? Would like to learn about it

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 5d ago

I can't find a link to the full study for free, but here's an abstract at least at a place that let's you buy it. If you were very interested I'm sure you could find an email for the researchers and email them asking for the full study for free. Most will do it

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u/hmad_ 5d ago

Came here to say this. DO NOT fuck with crows. Specially baby crows.

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u/Walker6920 Dirt Is Beautiful 6d ago

Acquired new enemy

Side quests unlocked

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u/kay_bizzle 5d ago

You are underestimating the crows. They are the main plot line. This guy won't even be able to leave his house safely

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u/nathanfay 5d ago

In movies I've never seen another animal burrow through someone's chest quite like a crow

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u/MikeThaCore 5d ago

Or Geese. For whatever reason.

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u/kay_bizzle 5d ago

LISTEN HERE FRIEND OF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSES THEN YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE

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u/SethKlock 5d ago

smashes beer bottle on the ground I’VE NEVER BEEN SO OUTRAGED!

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u/MikeThaCore 5d ago

Shit. I need to watch the latest seasons haha

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u/Remarkable-Ad-2476 5d ago

There’s even a whole ass movie that teaches us not to fuck with crows

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u/RodLawyer 5d ago

My mom have a scar in her finger because a crow pecked her skin out while trying to feed him

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u/notveryAI Professional Dumbass 6d ago

If you didn't see the original - the crow kept screaming even with its mouth shut. That muffled sound was hilarious as hell

And no, I couldn't find the orig now, sadly

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u/fredlllll 6d ago

https://www.tiktok.com/@mmehe/video/7117482080375688494 source

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u/samiqan 6d ago

That was hilarious, and I'm pretty sure in bird culture this is considered a dick move

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u/ShadowMario01 5d ago

Gubba nub nub doo rah kah.

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u/Philbin27 5d ago

Don't be gross Tammy.

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u/bigbossbaby31 6d ago

You're a good man, thank you

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u/Konato-san 5d ago

man's really said "fock you, shut up"

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u/UnidansOtherAcct 6d ago

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

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u/bassyourface 5d ago

Dude just made an enemy for life.

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u/ysaint-laurent 5d ago

If he had some French fries he could’ve made a companion for life, and then a personal Air Force of birds soon after

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u/Ncrpts 5d ago

Did they remove the spamfilter for tk-tk links? yesterday I try to link to a source video to no avail I was getting shadow hidden by the spamfilter everytime?

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u/perebebe 5d ago

Wait what is shadow hidden?

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u/Ncrpts 5d ago

Yesterday I had posted a direct link to a TT video but only me could see it posted, when seeing the comments on the post from another account my comment was nowhere to be found, it's probably to avoid spamming TT videos, there is no indication that your comment is actually invisible to everyone except you, Kinda like when you are shadowbanned, nobody can see your comments except you

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u/Aporkalypse_Sow 5d ago

Similar to the dude in court that the judge had his mouth taped shut because he was a blabbering idiot

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u/--jerrbear-- 5d ago

Pretty sure that's a baby magpie from Australia, not a crow, it's hard to tell though

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u/yepimbonez 5d ago edited 5d ago • Gold

Here’s the thing…

EDIT: i don’t deserve it, but thanks for the gold!

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u/--jerrbear-- 5d ago

What's the thing?

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 5d ago

It’s a copy pasta. Look up Reddit jackdaw crow infamous post on google and enjoy the ride haha

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u/MidnightMarmot 5d ago

That’s what I was thinking too! You can tell by the no eaves on the roof. And what’s more Aussie than one flipping off a Magpie?

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u/Localcouple1776 6d ago edited 5d ago

I was gonna say why is there no sounds , I feel that's key

Also I'd totally adopt this disgruntled fucker

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u/phee65 5d ago

I think the fact that your f***ing with a crow, really paints you as a person that does not respect wild animals. And that was what could be seen as abuse.

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u/Substantial-Goat-660 6d ago

A way to stop them government drones!1

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u/bluejay55669 6d ago

why does everyone think we're government drones

I mean I am being paid to spy on people but I'm not a drone

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u/Walker6920 Dirt Is Beautiful 6d ago

Cap

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u/Cat_with_pew-pew_gun 5d ago

Not that you know of

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u/Wayfaring_Scout Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 6d ago

r/birdsarentreal #prayforpeter

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u/Spurnout 6d ago

People didn't react kindly to that video when it was posted.

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u/PuppyDontCare 6d ago

yeah because it's a little baby that thinks this guy is the mom and wants food :(

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u/ra4king 5d ago

I've never seen a baby bird this big wtf

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u/PuppyDontCare 5d ago

I have little experience with birds and as it turns out they look like almost fully grown but still have a thing in their peak and they do this "asking for food" to everyone

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u/nathanfay 5d ago

Fascinating. Rewatching it it does remind me of a child reaching for their mother's teat

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u/glitterandgore 5d ago

… it does?

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u/nathanfay 5d ago

I have children so yeah

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u/tuibiel 5d ago

Juvenile birds still ask for food all the time and can be just about the same size as the parents. Particularly common in passerines.

It can look really goofy.

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u/t3hOutlaw 5d ago

Juvenile birds, depending on the species, can be big.

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u/oiiioiiio 5d ago

The pink around its bill and blueish eyes are the tells. Little dude is probably 2/3 months old.

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u/the-greenest-thumb 5d ago

Not really, baby birds will beg from anything they think might give in and feed them. I have a bird feeder and everyday I watch this fledgling scream at each and every bird that visits.

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u/PuppyDontCare 5d ago

because they think that EVERYONE is their mom lol

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u/onlyonebread 5d ago

Lazy ass welfare queen bird needs to find his own damn food

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/t3hOutlaw 5d ago

As if it doesn't know any better. It's programmed to open mouth for food. It doesn't deserve some ignorant idiot to handle it this way.

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u/honorio2099 5d ago

And the dude is not programmed to feed crows. Or maybe he didn't know the Crow was asking for food. Either way, while I would feed the Crow I don't condemn him for not doing It, it's not his responsability after all (or any person on that situation)

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u/Aquatic-Enigma 5d ago

Humans are expected to handle things a bit more intelligently than birds

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u/dpatt36 5d ago

So don’t feed the bird and walk away. He was being actively antagonistic by doing this. Even if he assumed the bird was fully grown, it still doesn’t deserve to be mistreated.

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u/T_025 5d ago

The problem isn’t with not feeding it, the problem is with the shutting its beak for a video

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u/Brain_Inflater 5d ago

They need to chill lmao, closing the bird's beak isn't gonna hurt it, and he pushed it pretty gently, maybe before the commenters freak out they should see what that crow does to other animals

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u/-1_2_3- 6d ago

B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word

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u/bendoesit17 Thank you mods, very cool! 6d ago

"Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard."

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey 5d ago

BRIAN DON’T

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u/No-Objective-3914 5d ago

awala i hate [REDACTED]s i hate [REDACTED]s

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u/Freaux 6d ago

That's a poor hungry baby crow :(. It's begging for food.

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u/tsundude 5d ago

Yep, and calling to they parents

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u/BlackStarStallion 5d ago

Absolutely pining for that giant worm waving in its face

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u/pawn657 5d ago

Wow. Tough guy picking on a bird

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u/HollyBerries85 5d ago

On a baby bird, even :(

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u/Freyzi 5d ago

I always love when human hands interact with animals in these sort of ways, ways that no other animal could do, like that video of a diver rotating the shark to face downwards.

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u/GhostDude49 5d ago

It's super interesting to think about the world as animals do.

Cars for example, can animals comprehend that that's a machine? Do they think of cars as big armored animals that follow very specific trails?

And for instance that shark video you mentioned, how many other sharks in existence have been manipulated and turned to face downwards by an air breathing hairless monkey at the bottom of the sea? Was that shark just thinking "whhhaaaatttt the fuuuckkkk is happenin?"

Man I can't wait for another species to "get on our level" so to speak. I'm hoping being a ghost is real so I can float about and watch apes or some other animal learn how to communicate with us. There's something very special about the idea of us meeting other intelligent (intelligence as we see it, I know there are some very smart critters out there) beings and getting their perspective, be it aliens or animals.

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u/Unadvisable 5d ago

The dark forest theory of cosmic sociology (that’s a mouthful) says otherwise. We really really do not want other civilizations to find out about us unless we want our Sun to blow up…

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u/GhostDude49 5d ago

"Cosmic Sociology" sounds badass though

What's the theory about? Alien's being malevolent I imagine?

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u/SliderD 5d ago

No they just rotate us with their space tentacles

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u/theblisster 5d ago

rotate me interdimensionaly, cosmic daddy

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u/BiskyJMcGuff 5d ago

To a bird what’s a plane ?

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u/tuibiel 5d ago

Get rotated

Idiot

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u/ladyy_bluee 5d ago

Fucking douche. Picking on a baby bird.

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u/teejaysaz 5d ago

What an asshole.

This is a fledgling bird still learning to forage for itself and begging for feeding assistance.

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u/polopolo05 5d ago

Then it should go fill out the appropriate forms. Crows these day.

Jk... Would be happy to feed a corvid friend.

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u/Reddnax 6d ago

Sauce?

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u/velocity010 5d ago

That look and swallow translated to me as: I fucked up.

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u/Angus_Mcd0nald 6d ago

“This video has no sound.” Yeah thanks to this guy.

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u/Legitimate_Mortgage5 5d ago

Lethal Avian Influenza - Patient #0

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u/Midan71 5d ago

This crow will grow up to get revenge.

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u/Sexyshark15 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 5d ago

FEED ME

NO, FUCK YOU

FEEEEED ME

shut

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u/Used-Confidence-7174 5d ago

Someone feed that hungry fledgling

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u/bump-n-dump 5d ago

I half expected the bird to start inflating

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u/FairyFlossPanda 5d ago

Fucking asshole. I hope that bird shits directly on his face.

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u/Marizo12 5d ago

This is nasty behavior.

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u/posobY21 5d ago

why would we need sound? fuck you OP

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u/MandatoryDissent50 5d ago

Corvids have the intelligence of children
Corvid interacting with a human
Corvid behaving like a child
Human doesn't act like a parent

What a fucking dick.

Give him food or toys.

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u/Best-Car-5608 5d ago

give him a gun, gotta teach 'em young

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u/AgilityCattywumpus 5d ago

That's a baby crow wanting to be fed. What a jerk move, just to post a video. I hope he makes your car his target practice.

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u/ShinobiInPajamas 5d ago

its a fledgling or baby bird it was probably kicked out of the nest recently

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u/jacks65fastcar 5d ago

Get a shovel out go by your bushes turn a shovels worth of dirt over into loose ground and find the bird a worm don't treat Wildlife like that you got to get it on your ground and pray to God that you are not my neighbor luckily for you you would be eating your food through a straw for some time

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u/VirtualDumpster 5d ago

HAH! As if your puny ass would do squat to anyone, little Timmy.

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u/Acrobatic-Degree9589 5d ago

That’s very sweet of you, what if it needs to be chewed up first

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u/RNReef 5d ago

God I hate humans. Fucking trash.

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u/meljorg65 5d ago

People upset that he's "abusing" a pest lmao. This man was merciful in my eyes.

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u/madreus 5d ago

SHUT 🐦👌

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u/SuddenlyElga 5d ago

That’s very cute.

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u/Volant45 5d ago

cheese

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u/Alsdamshi 5d ago

When life imitates art

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u/NanoRay_06 5d ago

I thought he was doing a magic trick to make the hand illusion with the distance from the bird beak.

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u/ifeelearthspin 5d ago

Birds breathe through their mouth.

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u/NullSpec-Jedi 5d ago

This video deserves sound